Monday, April 25, 2011

All quiet on the "right" front

Well fellow sheeple only 1 week until PM Harper gets his well deserved majority government by default. To make sure this happens you may notice that over these next 7 days you will see almost nothing of PM Harper, Tory MPs or Tory candidates. For that matter you will see little of anyone even tangentially associated with the Tory Party.

Why, you ask?

Simple. It's because the Tories learn from past mistakes. In both of the last 2 elections there was someone in the last week of the campaign that made some kind of idiotic and stupid minor comment that was misconstrued by the media and the public and which ultimately costs PM Harper his majority. 

This time will be different. No one will say anything. Candidates have been told to avoid all candidates meetings. Everyone has been told to avoid cameras and especially microphones. The campaign is going into extreme lock down mode. A Tory spokesman confided "We are going into deep freeze mode with this one. We want this as frozen as Tuktoyaktuk in February".

So sheeple if you don't see your candidate at the all candidates debate, or on TV or at your door, don't despair. We are also suggesting that to make this lock down doubly effective that all of you with Tory lawn signs, take them down, right away. We don't want anyone to get the wrong idea about anything. And ... if you have any campaign literature, now would be a good time to destroy it as well.  

Now if you think this is all extremely a little paranoid, trust me it is not. All kinds of crazy things are happening out there. For one the Socialist hordes look to be on the war path. They have already caught up with the Liberals in the polls and with the Bloc in Quebec and now there is only the Tory Party left to halt them before they take over the entire nation. And ... we know the best way to stop them is to make sure they can't find us. They can't attack us if we stay invisible.

If you happen to be confronted by one of the Socialist hordes trying to get you to change your vote, you should simply play dumb, which should be quite easy. You should be aware that they will try to tempt you with tax increases on corporations and more spending for the poor and the environment. Hah! Like that will work. They don't realise that the only thing Canadians want is more tax cuts, especially little meaningless ones targeted especially for them.

On this matter I should let you in on a little secret that is not being announced quite yet, probably because it would be misconstrued by the media. The next tax cut proposal will be to give people a tax credit for attending church on Sunday. That's right, you will now have an extra reason to get up and go to church on Sunday morning. The Tories know that religion and conservative values are what made this country and we want to reward the sheeple that still carry on these outdated traditions. It is also a way to reward our true supporters, who typically are the religious of Canada. So for now, shhhhhhh! But you will hear more soon enough.

1 comment:

  1. Geez....what next? If this doesn’t make your hair stand on end......nothing will!

    I looked at the Edmonton Journal website and the article is there.

    We are wide awake in a nightmare.................

    Absolutely Infuriating!
    After driving the U.S. more deeply into debt than any other President, if George Bush's daughters
    had done this, it would be all over the news and the liberals would be calling for his head.
    Want to know where Obama’s 13 year-old daughter is right now with 12 friends?

    On “spring break” in Oaxaca Mexico, on your dime.

    She took two jets and 25 secret service men.

    A thirteen year-old?

    Why haven’t you heard about it?
    The Obama Administration has had the Secret Service scouring the web ordering that any website
    mentioning this be taken down because letting the travel plans out could endanger the president’s
    daughter’s security.
    Nonsense, the “royal couple” just want to hide the way they are ripping off the U. S. taxpayer.
    Only a few Canadian Web-sites still have it up. (both below)

    The Obama’s are laughing at the “suckers” who are funding their Imperial Lifestyle.

    This trip will cost more than most Americans make in their entire lifetimes.